Top 20 List

[RealBeef]

If your bored like me do like me ... Top 20 Things to get your mind off of the Dal Med Letter wait.

20. Avoid Dal Campus like its a Lepers' Village .... if on a bus that goes by it close your eyes before you see it and wait 3 minutes before you open your eyes again (Try not to miss your stop).

19. Avoid other Dal Med Applicants. When you see one cross the street to avoid him/her. If another applicant sneaks up on you mumble incorherently and run so you dont have to discuss "Have you heard yet?"

18. Put all Medically related books and paraphenalia <sp?> that may remind you about medicine into a safety deposit box that can not be opened without a valid acceptance letter from Dalhousie Medicine.

17. Put yourself into a self-induced coma until your letter arrives and hope that you dont end up having a reoccurring dream about your first day as a Med 1.

(Help me out here folks ... this might amuse us for a few minutes)

[Mimicat65]

#16: Go to Cuba and drown your anxiety in tropical drinks ;)

[wannabe]

#15
Accidently get pregnant, or get someone else pregnant, so that you have bigger problems to worry about and you forget about waiting for the acceptance letter.

[nby]

14. Take up the hobby of shining bar coutertops with the sleaves of your coat. I've been taking this route and I don't recall much of the former month of anxiety.

[RealBeef]

13. Apply to Dal Law and pretend that you care about that outcome more ;)

12. Go into the Tupper Building and streak up and down the halls nude until your caught. After this you can worry more about the restraining order letter from Dal campus.

11. Buy a fake MD dipolma off the internet and become a fake IMG (International Medical Graduate), grab a lab coat, fake ID badge and start work on Monday. When you dont understand the medical terminology flip through your hungarian dictionary and look puzzled .... you are now a medical practitioner! Forget the letter.

[epsilon11]

10. sex

[CaesarCornelius]

9: Reduce the selection process to a series of statistical probablilities (....*AHEM*...nops.)

[Nops]

8. Take up something crazy like fitness. Focus on triathalons and start a training regimen that leaves very little time for speculating on Med School acceptances and letters.

7. Denounce Statistical Analysis as the Devil's work and stir up a debate over numbers.

B:evil